The office was completely empty. My company was split over two floors, so I checked both floors. "Just in case". I made a point of checking under the desk, and inside all of the unlocked lockers on the floor where the other team was based.
Lo and behold, someone had obviously contravened our company's "clear desk" policy and left these Clarks Narrative Sandals beneath the desk. It was a great excitement as I come to this floor from time to time for meetings, but such beauties had never registered on my radar (nor the fact that Clarks make such a fuckable style). This brought a new meaning to the term "hotdesking". Nonetheless, such territorial behaviour is frowned upon and warrants immediate punishment.
I will visit this floor again tomorrow for sure, to identify the owner of those heels and personally see to it that they have learned their lesson.