Not into fabric purses, but a funny story nonetheless...

[ihumpherpurse]

A convienence store near my house was the scene of a funny situation a few days ago. A lady went in there and started shoplifting, putting stuff in her purse. One of the employees caught her, and she ran out of the store WITHOUT HER PURSE! Do you think that her driver's license is in there? Probably so. Probably A LOT of stuff in there. It was a fabric Coach bag, but still...could you imagine working there, and a woman is carrying a beautiful leather bag? I would be soo tempted to take it back into the bathroom and wank all over it! Anyway, the cops came by the store later that night and took the purse. They probably arrested her by now.