Well here's a little cutie, in the true English tradition and she certainly brushed up well dressed in stockings and heels. In fact she was so cute I even changed her outfit half way through so I could get, "Double Value". She begged me to dress up as a furry animal, but I said, "Harmony, talk to the hand, 'cause the face ain't listening! I will not dress as a furry animal, just to pander to your depraved lust for furry animal sex!" Anyway this seemed to calm her down and she settled for sex with a guy in a dinner suit.
Well you got to hand it these South American girls - they're hot - arriba! arriba! Fresh off the boat from Brazil, I give you Rio. A double-jointed babe, she twisted and squirmed her way into all kinds of strange Latin positions including some hot 'el fondo' fun (that's Brazilian for bum fun). Check her out, she's hotter than a jalapeno!
This week Lara brought one of her old pals to visit me. Being a mate of Lara's I thought she'd have large boobs, but what a surprise! She had GIGANTIC JUICY FUN BAGS, when you thought JUGGS couldn't get any bigger...they just did! Anyway we all had much fun and of course Lara just had to drop the camera on the floor and get down to some BIG JUG LESBO XXX DILDO ACTION.
Well Christmas came early when the lovely Vanessa appeared at my door. Six foot of babelicious, Eastern European, georgeousness. Towering over me and breathing the hot breath of lust into my ear, (touched with a hint of goulash) she sent shivers down my spine. I mean these girls just love fucking, from the moment they wake up to the last thing at night, they are obsessed with one thing, "I need to fuck zee men!" I am sure the Hungarian authorities are putting an aphrodisiac in the water supply, because these girls are SO HOT!
Here's a lovely English Rose for your delectation! The lovely Caroline approached me to perform in a Jim Slip, in order to help her play the part of a, "Common prostitute" in a forthcoming feature film she was being cast for.. Obviously she takes her acting seriously, as she felt she could only do the part, if she could experience it's actuallity.Well I leaped on her like a rabid devil - dog on crack and sank my gnashers into her peachy, smooth flesh. Well she wasn't as innocent as she looks and gave as good as she got. I don't think she'll get a BAFTA for this performance though!.....Unlsess they've got a category for "Best Hot Shag 2007".
Here is the fabulous Victoria Brown, sex maniac and bum-fun queen! Starting with a touch of fisting and bum-hole stretching to get me in the mood! She then moved on to smoking one her Capstan Navy Cut cigarettes from her pussy. She said this was in place of giving up smoking! I'd love to see her having a fag after a good meal in a restaurant! What with all this and a pair of GIANT JUGGS I was in Heaven.
You can't say I don't spoil you! It's as good as getting invited to the Ambassasdor's party . I'm having to work my way through babe after babelicious babe at the moment. Yes, the lamps are burning late these days at Jim Slip Headquarters. Anyway, Portia arrived in a very flash looking car and got changed into some high boots and white stockings, which I thought looked very nice indeed. She then did some good dildo action and invented a new parlour game, "Is it a dick or is it a dildo?" which was great fun. An absolutely fabulous fuck!
Well you never know where the next shag is coming from. I had parked the old "Slipmobile" in a public car-park, when it was ticketed by won of those money grabbing leeches, (Parking attendants) Anyway, on approaching her, I thought, "Hmm, maybe this old frump might be up for a £500 challenge" Lo and behold she was up for it and I couldn't believe the transformation from Neo Nazi sadist to sex mad babe. Maybe it was the frustration of her job, you know the constant assault and abuse, that made her cream herself for cock, but she was certainly a great shag and to my surprise came three times. I would have loved to have given her one up the arse, it would have been a pleasant change from me getting it up the arse from traffic wardens!
In this country as soon as you get a camera out in public, they come out of the woodwork. Yobs, knife-wielding hoodies, loud mouthed van drivers, all attempting to at worst, kill you and at best ruin your sound. Another type is the curious "Nut-ball", who is just desperate to get on TV. Well Keeley, appeared in my shot and was possibly the ugliest girl I'd ever scene. She seemed a little deranged, but that didn't stop me from negotiating a price for some fun, you know me, "Anything with a pulse". Anyway, I was stunned, when she transformed in to a tiny denim-shorts clad sex crazed babe, who liked it up the arse as well!! Call me old fashioned but I just love little denim shorts and you couldn't have got smaller than Keeley's, it was lovely plunging my hand down the front anyway check it for yourself.
