Mmmmmm yummy YUMMY brand brand new soft white leather Reebok classic sneakers! She’s been wearing them sockless all afternoon and evening, laying on the couch and reading one of her harlequin books. They are so hot and moist and juicy. A couple times she dozed off and Shoedog snuck over and sniffed them and licked them. They smell and taste sooooooo delicious! She woke up and told me to stop a couple of times or I would be punished. Well, I just couldn’t help myself and bit into the toe of one of her soft juicy Reeboks and she said “That’s it! You’ve been a naughty naughty boy! Now Mommy has to punish you. Wanna know what I’m gonna do????” Oh no. Now Shoedog knew he was in deep shit. Wife continued on: “I’m going to wear them over to visit my Aunty again tomorrow and also meet Snickers. You know who Snickers is right?????” Shoedog had no idea, but definitely didn’t like where this was going. Then Wifey showed me a pic of Snickers:
“Aunty just rescued him. He’s a 200 pound Saint Bernard with a MAJOR MAJOR fetish for sneakers. Aunty told me that her Bloodhound Stan can’t even come close to his voracious chewing”
All Shoedog could muster up was a meek “You wouldn’t dare!”
Wife said “Oh yeah? Watch this!” Before Shoedog could react, Wife had called her Aunty and put her on speaker. “Hi Aunty, I still plan on coming over tomorrow. I can’t wait to meet Snickers! By the way, how is his sneaker fetish doing? Haha” Lots of barking and growling in the background followed by Aunty saying “Well, he’s really hungry and frisky, since he hasn’t had a sneaker since I rescued him a couple weeks ago!” Wife said “Oh I see. Well, tell him that I’m going to spoil him rotten tomorrow!” She took a quick picture of her Reeboks and sent it to her Aunty. Almost instantly Aunty got it and exclaimed “Oooh Snickers look!” More hysterical barking and growling and panting. Aunty came back on laughing and said “I showed Snickers the photo and he tried to eat the phone! You can’t wait to eat up your Cousin’s yummy chewy new Reeboks tomorrow can you??? Can you???!!” Wife said “Alright, see you and Snickers tomorrow. Snickers, you have sweet dreams about my tasty new Reeboks ok???!” More growling and slurping before she was disconnected.
Well, Shoedog really fucked up big time. I REALLY REALLY want to enjoy Wife’s new Reeboks but think I totally blew it!
Hmmph!
Help all! Help a Shoedog out!
