work boots yesterday

[owlman]

yesterday I decided to clean the yard, it was bloody freezing outside and I couldn't find my thermals so I borrowed a pair of the wife's spandex leggings and put them on under my jeans, I worked away happily even though it was cold and had almost finished when I needed a piss, at this point the hose split and I got quite wet. I was determined to finish the job and carried on, the need to piss got worse, finally I decided that since I was already cold and wet, I'd just piss my pants. I let go and was surprised to find that it sort of stayed in the leggings! the crotch of my jeans remained dry and only the lower half of my jeans got wet, and inside my boots of course.