Moisturize ! Moisturize ! Moisturize !
I had run out of lotion for a couple of days and my heels were begining to feel chapped from walking around in my heels all the time.
What shal I do ???? There I spied it......sitting on the couch.......A Human Lotion Pump!!!! And completly FULL at that !!!
What a find, AND COMPLETLY ORGANIC TOO !!!!
ITS MY ROUGH HEELS LUCKY DAY !!!!!
All I had to do was coax it out a bit ! Sometimes these HUMAN LOTION DESPENSERS can be a bit tricky to manipulate ,but I had a excellent plan !
As I approaced it I removed my pump that I had been wearing all day and held it firmly against its nose ,
Letting my WONDERFUL AROMA entice it as I started to remove the nozzle with my free hand.
I explaind that I needed lotion for my poor rough heels to be moisturized !!!!
I removed my other PumP and made the Human Dispenser hold it steady so I could fill my high heel with that wonderful moisturizing cream !!!
I pumped it up and down with vigor ,trying to remove every last drop !
I even gave it a few final squeezes to make sure that I got all I could have !
After all, my feet are worth it !....EVERY LAST DROP !!!!
