Shoesession

Teacher!!!

your hot cousin

i guess they're your grandma's

Police Officer who busted you!!

Very good guesses:

SIL: A future possibility, but a remote one.

MIL: Yuck, just YUCK!!!

Boss: There's been one or two potential bosses, but not this time.

Sister: Don't have one.

Neighbor: There's been many potential neighbor targets over the years, but not this time.

Landlady: Haven't ever had one worth working up a load for.

Teacher: Unfortunately, that will have to remain one of my favorite fantasies.

Cousin: From the north, living in the south now. Just not into that yet. Probably never will be.

Grandma: WTF???!!!

Police Officer: Hot, but not in this case.

There's not too many guesses left. Come on everyone!!!

Roommate who racked up a lot of long-distance phone charges, ate all of your food, punched holes in your apartment walls, killed your dog, caused you to break up with your girlfriend and lose your job, and wrecked your car.

Close?

the cable lady

hmmmmm your wife?

Daughter?

IRS lady